there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

(via measurable)

06.Jul.14 2 weeks ago

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

(Source: jagroar, via phobias)

29.Jun.14 3 weeks ago

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via shilled)

29.Jun.14 3 weeks ago

terrakion:

why am i so funny and beautiful and popular and interesting

(via bevsi)

29.Jun.14 3 weeks ago
29.Jun.14 3 weeks ago

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

29.Jun.14 3 weeks ago

harrystylesdildo:

Christina Aguilera hailing a cab: "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”

(via rj4gui4r)

29.Jun.14 3 weeks ago

sometimes i look at my blog and just

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(via departured)

29.Jun.14 3 weeks ago

illwriteyournameonabullet:

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

I’ve never read something so accurate 

(via mapleslattes)

29.Jun.14 3 weeks ago

mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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(via departured)

29.Jun.14 3 weeks ago